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  The Least Sexy Sex Words

  Suck on those mommy milkers until she’s squirting gruel!
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  Kid Trying to Make Flamethrower Accidentally Creates Pipe Bomb

  On the bright side, he learned a new skill!
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  15 Weird Space Facts to Cram in Your Noggin

  If you want to get taller, all you have to do is become an astronaut.
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  Cooking Streamer Shatters Bowl While Cracking Eggs, and No One Knows How It Happened

  This is a bit of a mystery.
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  The 55 Funniest Tariff Memes and Tweets

  Penguins are preparing for war.
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  The Sex Workers Who Refuse to Accept Clients With Big Dicks

  ‘Sex worker’ is not French for ‘size queen’
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  Parachute Fails to Deploy During Paratrooper Drill

  Gonna guess that guy pissed himself.
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  40 Thursday Morning Randoms Fresh Out of the Oven

  Get the randoms while they're hot.
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  Karen Totally Crashes Out After Woman Tells Her She Left Her Coffee Cup on Her Car Roof

  Fine, spill coffee all over your car, see if I care.
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  20 Photos of the Most 1980’s Things in Existence

  From the hair to the music to the freedom, no decade did fun like the 1980s.
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  Auto Shop Owner Shows Off His Malicious Compliance With City's Bike Rack Requirement

  In fairness, he does have a point — who would ride a bike to an auto shop?
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  20 Wild Photos That You Can Only See Online

  More pictures from the Suffering.Meat archive.
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  Here’s What a Train Hitting a Truck Looks Like from the Inside of the Train

  Finally, a view from the other perspective!
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  20 Horny and Dirty Memes That Are Too Relatable

  Make sure you're alone.
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  Man Playing With Gun Shoots Himself in the Foot

  You couldn’t get more potent symbolism if you tried.
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  Napoleon’s Wife Performed a Mystery Sex Act That Still Baffles Historians

  Apparently, Joséphine Bonaparte’s ‘zig-zagging’ drove him crazy. But what does that actually mean?
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  Man Screams at Passengers Who Won’t Stop Having Sex on the Bus

  Umm, could you not?
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  The 40 Funniest Tweets from the Last 24 Hours

  The excitement of Liberation Day was too much for Val Kilmer.
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  Basketball Fan Tears His ACL While Trying Mid-Game Stunt

  Oh, that's not good.
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  The Woman Whose Boobs Got 10 Times Bigger After Getting the COVID Vaccine

  Swollen boobs, swollen balls — what do medical professionals make of these wild claims?