We have COVID lockdown to thank for one absolutely giant dick. Girthmasterr, a 31-year-old Aussie content creator based in Brisbane, Australia, started making adult content in 2021 out of quarantine-mandated boredom. Now, thanks to his massive schlong (eight inches long with a seven-inch circumference) and his innate talent as a performer, he is one of the most successful creators in the industry (in 2025, he won his first AVN Award for Hottest Boy/Girl Creator Collab with Angela White). But is having a huge dick as fun as it is wide? We asked the girthy king to find out.


Before I was recognizable — before I was the Girthmasterr — one of my favorite parts of dating was just getting it out and getting the girl’s reaction.


Upon seeing my dick for the first time, one girl cried and laughed. She was hyperventilating just looking at it; she’d look up for a second and then lose it again. With another girl, I was sitting on the couch, and when she reached for it and got it out, she scampered backwards to the corner of the couch and stared at me in shock. “Where do you think that’s going?” she asked me.


To give you an idea of it — a visual, if you will — at least once a week, I get tagged in pictures of people in grocery stores picking up sweet potatoes, eggplants and cucumbers. Some people say it's like two Coke cans on top of each other, and in high school “Gatorade Bottle” was a nickname I had.



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Overall, I’ve never been shy about my dick. But as I was growing up, things were a little different. I remember this school shower moment in high school. A few lads saw my penis and proceeded to run out and call everyone else in to look at it. The rumor spread around the school like wildfire, and if I was going to the urinal, people would come in for a peek. Back then, I got a little stage fright from that.


In the same way, I’ll still be timid about it in proper conversations. Like, when I’m talking to my accountant — a sweet 60-year-old English lady — about the income from my dildo (which is, in fact, molded after my penis). There definitely are times in which I feel it’s an awkward subject to bring up, but for the most part, I shrug it off. With what I do for a living now, I can’t really be shy about it.


I came up with the name Girthmasterr. It was meant to last for literally two weeks. In October 2021, I had to quarantine myself because of COVID. I was bored and couldn’t leave the house, but I had a camera phone and internet. So to pass the time, I just started posting dick picks on X, thinking to myself the account name wouldn’t even matter — I’d just delete it in a few weeks, anyway. I was thinking about the KitchenAid mixmaster at the time, and thought, “Ha, Girthmasterr’s funny — it sounds like a Decepticon.”


But then I ended up not deleting the account, forgot about it and kept it idle. A few weeks later, I randomly checked it and noticed I had garnered quite a following: 30,000 people.


I was talking to a girl that did OnlyFans, and when I told her about the X profile, she was in shock. “You have 30,000 followers and you’re not making any money off it?” she asked. “Start an OnlyFans page — you’ll make at least beer money.” In March 2022, I opened my OnlyFans, and it snowballed from there. After a month of just doing solo content, I started reaching out to other creators to shoot with them and make a bag off that, and soon, that turned into people around the world hitting me up to shoot as well.



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I realized I was, in fact, the Girthmasterr a year into my career when I was shooting with Joanna Angel. She’s a big name in the adult content industry; she’s shot with everybody and has been around for a long time. After we filmed, she told me it was the thickest dick she’d ever been with. It was a realization moment. I thought, “Oh, maybe I really have something special here.”


My first big international shoot was with Kazumi, roughly one year into my new career. It was great. I brought a little sewing tape measure and I put it around my dick, and then got a picture of the tape on her face at the seven-inch mark. She tweeted it, and it blew up. Everybody in the industry follows Kazumi, and from that moment everybody knew about me, too.


However, it took me one year to show my face to the world. I still had a cushy office job and didn’t want to risk losing that. Plus, I hadn’t told my family yet. But at some point, I told them, got my finances sorted and realized I could pretty comfortably quit my job. I kept hiding my face because anonymity is great (being recognized in the street isn’t as nice as everyone thinks it might be), but I felt like I wasn’t carrying my share of the load, since every girl I’d work with would show her face and would take everything that comes with being a face-out porn star, while I wasn’t experiencing any of the drawbacks.





When Kazumi asked me if I wanted to be in a YouTube video with her, I thought, This is actually perfect. The day the video was published, I posted a picture to my Instagram, went to a local dive bar and drank 10 beers. On the way home I got a Lime scooter, and I was feeling like Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight when he’s at the window of the cop car. The feeling of freedom was so great that I haven’t looked back since.

That said, being the Girthmasterr also comes with its fair share of both silly and serious daily struggles. For starters, I have to wear supportive underwear — it’s got an inner lining that keeps the package lifted — all the time. I need that; otherwise, the weight of my dick gets uncomfortable. Also, I can’t sleep without underwear on, and I can’t leave the house without it because any movement is uncomfortable without underwear — it just flies everywhere. So when I travel, I pack twice as many pairs of underwear compared to a regular guy.


I also have to deal with people feeling like they have access to me because of who I am. I’ve been groped a few times. One time, I was at a beer festival wearing lederhosen, and this lady asked for a picture. I was pretty hammered at the time, and I remember she put her hand inside my lederhosen. The day after, she tagged me in the picture and I was just staring at it — her whole hand was inside, literally on my dick. It’s like, “I understand that you’ve seen that part of me online, but also please don’t feel entitled to touch my genitals. It makes me uncomfortable.”


For the most part, though, it’s a charmed life, and I can’t complain. At the end of the day, most everyone who comes up to me is friendly. When I first opened my P.O. box, I expected to get 20 jars of piss and worn men’s underwear with skid marks, but all I got was snacks from Canada, custom stickers and nice skincare stuff.


As far as my personal life goes, I’m not opposed to dating, but it’s tricky. It’s hard to have a foot in both camps — date someone and give them full-time attention while also doing adult content, especially if it isn’t mainstream studio shoots. In studio shoots, they tell you who you’re shooting with and when. Whereas doing content, a lot of it is following girls, liking their Instagram posts and messaging them about wanting to shoot. There is a tactic to doing that professionally, but there is also such a gray area — and one that can be perceived differently by the person you’re dating.



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If I do go back to dating, I’m definitely not going to mention my dick ahead of time. There’s this Bruce Lee quote about fighting in which he says, “If I tell you I’m good, probably you will say I’m boasting. But if I tell you I’m not good, you’ll know I’m lying.” The same goes for me. “If I tell you I’ve got a big dick, you’ll think I’m lying, but if I don’t mention it, then you’ve got to assume that I do.” I’ll bring my own condoms and a little sacket of lube, and when we get into it, I’ll make sure to focus on the girl first — get them off, go down on them, get them relaxed — because if they see it first, they might just clam up and be scared, and their body might not be as accommodating. But so far, no one has ever seen it in person and declined. There's been a couple times when it hasn’t fit, but I would say it’s fit 99.9 percent of the time.


As for my career, I want to stay in it for as long as I want to be in it, but I don’t want to be doing this for 20 years and impacting that intrinsic happiness that you want out of life. I’ve been working hard for years, releasing new scenes every week, filming a bunch and marketing my ass off, and now I feel like I’m getting to a point where I can see a day — potentially in a few years’ time — where I’m like, you know what? I don’t need to keep going as hard.


Of course, I’ll never say never — who knows what the future holds. But if I get to a point where I’m comfortable enough in life with what I’ve done and I feel like it’s impeding my ability to have what I want — like, say, a relationship — then I may hang up the hat, take the foot off the gas and relax a bit.


I’ll still have residuals coming in from my dildo, anyway.