The term “husband dick” — or “a dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life” — has been thrown around for a while, but that doesn’t mean it’s going soft. In fact, it’s held onto its popularity for more than a decade now. (It also isn’t to be confused with “boyfriend dick” or “vacation dick” either, which, respectively, refer to a dick you surprisingly end up falling for and one so huge that you can only take it once.)
Husband dick = a reasonable size that you can not only go home to every night and tra-luh-la-LUH-la on, but you won’t need a wheel chair escort in the morning. https://t.co/1uQShFeERF
— Yo’ Grammy Nominated Cousin (@durandbernarr) August 10, 2022
Ultimately, though — and as is so often the case when it comes to sexual preferences — what truly constitutes a husband dick is entirely subjective. That said, is there a general consensus on the range of length or girth? And what other attributes should one expect in a husband dick?
I turned to the real dick experts and connoisseurs — i.e., porn stars and other sex creators — to give us their thoughts on what they think actually constitutes a husband dick. As it turns out, there was a good amount of agreement.
I like husband dick to be anywhere from between 4 1/2 to 9 inches. If I could craft the perfect one, it’d be a prominent head with a thicker midshaft tapering to a thinner base. Yes, I’ve thought about this a lot. I pop off like a Roman candle during sex, so I really don’t need a lot, but when I cum, I tend to really clamp down and need at least some closure for it to really be a great orgasm. Without a thinner base, I tend to either push partners out when I cum, or crush them to softness, so I’m trying to look for a dragon I can’t slay, and won’t slay me.
For me, I think of boyfriend dick (yes, I still call it that, even after 10 years of marriage) as something I can always count on. Not too small, not too massive — just right. After all, you can’t eat a porterhouse steak for dinner every night.
Since cute husbands come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, it’s only fair that the best husband dick does too. I don’t have a specific length or girth requirement as long as he knows what he’s doing with it. Just keep it tidy and trimmed, and I promise, I’ll take it all day again and again.
I’m not too picky on what I’d call “husband dick,” although I prefer if it doesn’t outshine “the wife cock” (laughs). Actually, I’m looking for endurance performers. I’m not a size queen, but I’m not into micro-peen. Add in a little curve and a nicely shaved pair of balls and I’m hearing wedding bells!
I’ve never been a size queen either, probably because I’m all about the physical appearance of a man, rather than how big his dick is, especially when it comes to dick I’m gonna be enjoying in my personal life outside of porn.
I have the best sex with husband dick, which to me is a gorgeous man with a hot body and cute face, and most of the time, since I’m gonna be selective, I make sure his dick is a perfect 7.5 to 8 inches, because that just hits the spot. It doesn’t matter if it’s cut or uncut — as long as it’s a perfect beautiful cock on a beautiful person, I’m going to enjoy it once orally and the second time anally — gotta get the fast nut out the way first in order to enjoy a longer fuck!
The perfect husband dick to me would be 7 to 8 inches long, medium girth and with a slight curve upward to hit the G-spot. In my opinion, larger dicks are for porn — to be visible on camera.
I do like a bigger head if you’re cut. Six inches has to be the minimum length, but it’s not so important. If you actually know how to eat me out as well, then you can compensate. But the orgasms that I had in relationships that I’ve been in have literally been from the more intimate, slow grinding not-pounding-it-out kind of sex. So the husband dick is attached to whoever I can actually have real intimacy with.
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