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Early Shopper
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as...
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Carols
- Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They...
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The Three Wise Men
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A Whiner
- At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a...
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Blonde Tree Hunt
- There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen...
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Didn't use the gift
- One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy...
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Secret Service
- A friend was in front of me coming out of church one...
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Westinghouse
- A lady opened her refrigerator and saw the Easter...
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Jesus is Back
- John says, "The good news is Christ is...
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Four Legged Chicken
- An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting...
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What About Christmas?
- An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York...
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Any Bigger?
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the...
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Turkey Football
- A pro football team had just finished their daily...
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Yo Mama So Fat:
- Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put...
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Yo Mama So Ugly:
- Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so...
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Yo Mama So Stupid:
- Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin'...
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Yo Mama So Old:
- Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the...
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Blatant Racial Discrimination
- First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess....
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Feeling Guilty
- An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his...
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Cannabilism
- Three men lost in the forest were captured by...
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Confused
- There was this Native American boy who was confused...
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Arab Gardner
- An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than...
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Irish Toast
- John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to...
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Lost in translation...
- An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange...
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The Amish Hand Warmer
- An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old...
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National Weather Service
- The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter...
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British Cops
- Two men are driving through London when they get...
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Sexual Myths
- A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he...
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Chinese Virgin
- A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and,...
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Choices
- There was an old Jewish man living in an assisted...
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Native Wisdom
- A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona...
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Cars in Heaven
- God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on...
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Son in Law
- A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a...
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Tackle Box
- A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have...
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Everything I Need
- A married couple is driving down the interstate doing...
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Looks Like Yours
- A man staggers into an emergency room with a...
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Return of The Dead
- A funeral service is being held for a woman who has...
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Relatives of yours?
- A couple drove down a country road for several miles,...
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Lost Intelligence
- Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her...
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Thanks From the Fire Station
- Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out."...
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