This delusional dog owner reached out to a foster home for rescue dogs and demanded they watch their dog while they go on vacation

Gertrude took to Facebook to demand a free dog and was not happy to be confronted about it.

This lady asked on Facebook for somebody to walk her dog every morning, without getting paid. A commenter did some sleuthing and discovered that she was charging other people $20 to walk their dogs.

A Karen in the local dog park community complained that the free ‘Puppacino’ from Starbucks was not big enough for her 100 pound Rottweiler.

This dog owner let everybody on Facebook know that his furry friend’s birthday was coming up, and that he didn’t want dog toys, but cold hard cash

This dog owner has a whole lot of prerequisites that their dog sitter must meet in order to mind their 140 pound dog, including signing a written agreement. It’s apt that the dog’s name is Zero, because I bet this person is paying their sitter ‘Zero’ dollars.

I’m thinking of buying a dog, but before I do I want to make sure that somebody will be able to watch and take care of it 7 days a week for free.

But go ahead, skimp on your dog’s vaccinations.

I don’t know if I want to own a dog that is confident enough in its fighting abilities to attack a bull.

“I went on a date with a man who bought an Australian shepherd. We had one when we were kids who was a family pet but still helped herd cows, so he was very well trained. His dog was EXTREMELY reactive and had not been trained at all. Like no commands. So I ended the date early when he tried introducing me and the dog bit me a few times and even attacked his roomate at one point lol.” - sadsporkyy

This pet owner booked a sitter for their dog, and then left a one star review when the sitter had to cancel to attend an unexpected funeral.

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“I live in a pretty s—-y neighbourhood and every owns a pitbull/staffy/bully mutt thing. (No hate I have a pitty too) but so many of them leave their gates open and let the dogs walk them selves. Every day on my areas community FB page there are people walking dogs getting attacked by these dogs that form mini packs and go around mauling people and pets. I can’t even blame the dogs though they’re all kept outside and shown no love. The pound picks them up and if you don’t get em back within 7 days they’re destroyed. Gives the breed a terrible name and makes it hard for us normal people with such loving dogs to go about normal things like walks and socialising.” - Notthebumboy

My dog wants to kill and eat every animal he comes across, isn’t he so cute??

“Rudy attacks his human family to kill for very subtle reasons” is a sentence that has never been uttered before or again in human history

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