Once again I bring you my finest pictures to distract you from the increasing likelihood that the 2006 post-apocalyptic novel The Road, by American writer Cormac McCarthy, will become a reality quite soon.

Remember when that girl accidentally said “Don't use other genocides to describe this one” and then went “oop” and held her cue cards to her mouth like a cartoon rabbit and everyone laughed? I remember.

Has your beloved cat ever woken you up by sitting directly on your face? Has your dog peed on you? They know what they are doing. They are testing the limits of your love, they want to know if it's unconditional.