Evil has a face and a name. That face is bald with a prominent scar, and that name is… Well, it’s Dr. Evil. I guess that’s kind of a letdown.

The archnemesis of the Austin Powers series, Dr. Evil was known not only for his ineptitude and laser sharks, but his endlessly quotable lines. With this soundboard, you can use some of those lines for yourself, telling your friends to “Zip it!” or explaining to the president that you plan to destroy the capital with a large laser beam.

On second thought, maybe don’t play that one in public unless you want a visit from the FBI.