Ah, Tom Cruise. He’s known for a lot of things: his iconic roles in movies like Top Gun and Tropic Thunder, his present-day mission to bring the greatness of movies back and, of course, his connections to the Church of Scientology, to which we will make no further reference for fear of having our servers hacked.

In short, Cruise is a pretty chaotic guy, though you can’t say that he hasn’t killed it in a lot of his performances. Here, you can capture some of his manic energy for yourself. Or, you can just make him say “respect the cock” over and over again. Up to you.