A pungent mix of body odor and perfume caused one passenger to bite a flight attendant.

Have you ever been on a flight where someone just smelled really, really bad? If so, what did you do about it? Did you ask the flight attendant to be moved? Did you hold your nose until the flight was over? Or did you, like these ladies, get so mad that you bit a flight attendant?

According to the South China Morning Post, a Shenzhen Airlines flight was delayed for two hours after a passenger bit a flight attendant following an argument about the smell of the plane. The problem, it seems, was that two women seated next to each other had competing fragrances — one of perfume, and the other of B.O.

At first, this was just an argument, but it soon became physical to the point where staff had to intervene. Then one of the women bit a flight attendant — though we still don’t know if it was the perfumed lady or the B.O. one (my money’s on perfume!).