They don’t tell you that this is one of the hazards of college.

Students living in this university house have a problem. No, it’s not trying to balance drinking, class and more drinking; instead, their problem is much more foul — or, uh, fowl.

Basically, there’s a goose that’s been camping outside their property, and every time one of them tries to leave or come home, they get attacked. And before you ask, I believe they’re Canadian, which means they can’t just kill it.

Guess you’ve gotta make peace with your new bird overlord!