If it exists, someone online is going to become obsessed with it.

Remember when you were in elementary school and someone would pull the fire alarm? For most of us, it was a fairly jarring and annoying experience — suddenly, it was loud as all hell, and everyone had to be paraded outside without their jacket until the firefighters could determine that it wasn’t actually a fire and instead just some kid being a little shit.

However, for some of us, it was an awakening — a sign from the universe that they should devote their lives to collecting fire alarms. And so, that’s what these people did, undoubtedly turning every neighbor against them in the process.