One of my many fears about sex swings, realized.

I always get nervous when people attach stuff to their ceiling. I don’t know why, but hanging a hook off the wall feels totally normal and stable. Off the ceiling, on the other hand? *Surely* that thing’s gonna come down the second you put any amount of weight on it!

Part of the reason for my fear is, well, I’m right. The internet is filled with stories of people accidentally ripping everything from chandeliers to fans out of their ceilings. Now, we have a new addition to that esteemed club — and a new injury to go along with it.

Bye bye, sex swing!