He got his hot dog fried!

One of the beautiful aspects of having a dick is that it’s really, really easy to pee wherever you want. Need to take a leak? Just whip that thing out and do it — making sure, of course, that you’re far away from any playgrounds or peeping Toms.

Still, you gotta be careful when you have a public piss. Specifically, you have to be sure that wherever you’ve decided to drain the lizard isn’t electrified. Otherwise, you can end up like this dude: