Generation after generation of lost mojo.

Looking back at ancient history, it’s pretty hard to believe that all that shit led to today. Seriously, the world used to be dominated by giant, aggressive beasts — and now, we all have computer jobs? That just doesn’t make sense!

Plus, when you look back at the evolution of many animals around today, the road from then to now is effectively a perpetual process of nerfing and encuckening, with every animal going down in size and losing a lot of the shit that made them epic and cool.

Among the greatest (or worst) examples of this is the humble chicken. Seriously, just look how cool these guys used to be before they were burger fodder!