You might not need all 100 people.

Lately, there’s been one question on everyone’s lips: do you think that 100 people could take down a gorilla?

On its surface, this question seems a bit silly. After all, gorillas weigh only 300 to 500 pounds at most — so if you get a few muscle-bros together, you should be able to take one down…right?

Obviously (well, that’s what I think at least). It turns out, gorilla fights consist of two main things: biting and beating. Figure out a way to avoid those two attacks, and you could probably take one down with relative ease…

…if you need to at all. See, missing from a lot of this discourse is that gorillas, while they can be fierce, are kinda scaredy-cats. For example, they’re generally afraid of water and will recoil at the sight of a caterpillar or similar bug. So, cover yourself with caterpillars and bring a bottle of Saratoga Springs, and you’ll be well on your way to victory!