You shouldn’t, to be clear.

The internet is full of weirdos telling you what you should do with your body. These people aren’t content with the accepted wisdom regarding health that’s been standard for generations (you know, eat right and try to exercise). No, these people genuinely believe that there are *secrets* the healthcare industry is hiding from you — and all it takes to unlock them is aging your piss.

Yeah, a newly-emerging online trend is putting your pee in a jar, letting it age and then rubbing it on your skin. The few and proud who support this say it’s good for you, but I think I’ll just stick to CeraVe, thanks.