You’ve never heard sounds quite like this before.

As the good book says, everybody poops. And, if you’re an animal that poops, there’s always a chance that your poop is going to get stuck in there — and that you’re going to have to work real, real hard to get it out.

This tortoise was experiencing some constipation and, like any animal in his position, tried his best to get it out. What followed was a series of sounds unlike anything I’ve ever heard before.