He was a man on a mission.

Don’t lie to me: If you’re a dude, there’s a 99-percent chance that you, at one point or another, have seen how far away you can stand from the toilet while still pissing into it. Don’t blame us — God is the one who gave us such a funny and versatile way to piss. It would be a shame if we didn’t use it!

This guy may have taken things a step too far, however. Upon entering the bathroom, he spots the vents on the ceiling — and decides to make it his mission to use it as a mount for an epic piss.