Boat: saved. Internal organs? We’ll see.

If recent history has taught us anything, it’s that it’s far too easy to rent/buy a boat. I know, the idea of getting hammered and driving around on a boat sounds really fun — but if you’re not careful, you can do some actual damage to yourself and others. Sorry to be a buzzkill, everyone; but hey, if you’re just a passenger on a boat, drink away!

It’s unclear whether the man in the video below had too much to drink or if this bad idea came about naturally, but when this boat started pulling into the dock too quickly, he decided to try to get between the boat and the dock. He ended up doing just that — albeit likely with a bit more pain than he likely anticipated.