He was just doing some real-time fact checking.

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Birds are assholes. There are certainly some birds that are more asshole-ish than others (looking at you, seagulls), but overall, the life of a bird and the life of a human being are fairly incompatible. They like to steal food and drop their shit onto the ground; meanwhile, we’re the ones with the food who like to hang out on the ground!

Sometimes, birds aren’t just content to shit on us either. Occasionally, they’ll attack us — and as this news crew discovered, every once in a while, they’ll do it on camera.