Oh, how I love Ohio.

On Monday, police in Ohio pulled over a car after noticing that the owner of the vehicle had both a suspended license and an active warrant (they really don’t like when you drive with those!).

Upon pulling the driver over, a woman named Victoria Vidal, they were greeted not only by her, but by her raccoon Chewy — who promptly appeared holding what is alleged to be Vidal’s crack pipe.

Unbelievably, Vidal seems to have had the proper paperwork to keep Chewy as a pet (I know, I’m as surprised as you). Still, she was arrested — not for Chewy, but for the “bulk amount of methamphetamine, crack cocaine and three used glass methamphetamine pipes” that police alleged were in her car, per ABC.

But if she goes to jail, who gets custody of Chewy? Hell, I’ll take him!