If you’re going to get a lifetime flight ban, at least make it count!

We’ve long discussed the transformation of airports from transportation hubs into something between a daycare and fight club. From people beating up gate agents, to passengers losing their minds at 10,000 feet, the entire process of flying today is filled with violence and indignity. Plus, the planes keep falling apart!

We don’t need another video to put into this extensive evidence file of our societal decay. That said, we have one: a clip of a teenager trying and failing to land a decent punch mid-flight while everyone around him begs him to stop.

*Sigh.*