God damn it, man, just eat bread!

The U.S. has become “protein obsessed,” or so the media claims. Despite the average American eating more than enough protein, we’ve all collectively decided that the reason we’re not currently ripped has nothing to do with the fact that we barely leave the couch; no, no, it’s just because we aren’t gobbling down enough chicken breast!

Concurrently to this trend are the people doing the “carnivore diet,” where you subsist on pretty much entirely meat and eggs. This obviously gets boring quickly, and so, people on this diet find ways to spice up their meals — for example, by creating this abomination that they insist on calling “carnivore loaf.”

You can barely taste the chicken flour!