Take it for a ride, I dare you!

Every year, the town of Thiruvarur in the Indian state of Tamil Nadu has a festival. This festival involves, in brief, pushing a “temple chariot” through the streets. Reports say that this chariot can weigh over 300 tons (which is more than 650,000 pounds) and that it measures almost 100 feet tall.

Why do all this? I don’t know, man — a big chariot is cool. What do you want me to say? Just enjoy the big ass chariot!