Isn’t this the most accurate MrBeast experience of all?

If you’re not familiar with MrBeast, hey, good for you. But chances are, if you’re spent any time online, you’re familiar with the man and his cold, unfeeling eyes.

Well, for some reason, kids love him — so much so that they’ve convinced their parents to buy his products and even shell out for the “MrBeast Experience.” According to the BBC, this would include “an ‘immersive’ and ‘unforgettable’ experience that included exclusive games, a MrBeast-themed menu and mystery bags thought to contain limited-edition merchandise, including one with a $10,000 gift voucher.”

The problem? Shit sucked, man. People reported that the “mystery bags” just had shirts and shitty chocolate, and that the “experience,” which cost around $1,000, was kind of a whole lot of nothing.

Guests at the time weren’t quiet about the whole affair, as this video shows: