Can I bet on this?

On a road trip, you’re never sure what hazards might slow down your journey. Maybe you’ll misjudge how much gas you have left, then get stuck in the middle of nowhere with an empty tank. Maybe a road-rage incident will lead to cars being backed up on the freeway for miles. Or, maybe, two marmots will try to beat the shit out of each other in the middle of the road.

If given the option, I’d like the third one, please!