He’s a guard dog and a sprinkler all rolled into one!

I’m not going to pretend like I know what’s going on here. Sure, could I figure it out by Googling “dog shoots water out of butt when he barks”? Yes, but I don’t want that in my search history, nor do I want to see any examples of these dog colonics that can apparently just happen sometimes.

And so, I’ll simply leave this video for your viewing… pleasure? I don’t know what you’re getting out of this, but I certainly thought it was funny.