Looks like he’s got the runs!

Taking a piss in the woods? Great. Taking a dump? Whole different ballgame. Dropping a deuce in anything but a toilet sucks, and that’s not just because you don’t have access to that bidet you installed during COVID.

There’s just something about a forest poop that feels wrong in ways you can’t really explain — an eerie aura acting as a sign from the universe that you’ve done something wrong.

Plus, you’re pretty vulnerable mid-poop, so if you encounter, say, a woman who decides to film herself screaming into the forest, you might get the urge to stand up and run away as fast as possible, like this guy did.