*Wiping a tear away from my eye* “What’s her @?”

They say a picture says a thousand words, but a good song can easily say a million. There’s just something about music that captures the soul more than any other medium. It can provide solace in dark times, accompany us in joyous ones, and offer an escape in those moments when the world is too much to bear.

Or, you can just make a song about how horny you are.

This woman’s song, to the tune of Pat Benatar’s “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” has a simple demand: hit her with your backshots.

It’s perfect.