Admit it, you’re a little jealous.

Everything about elephants is big. They’ve got big feet, big trunks, big ears, and yes, big Johnsons.

Normally, this isn’t something you focus on when looking at an elephant, unless you’re a weirdo. However, sometimes, you just can’t look away — like in this instance, where the elephant is drawing attention to his gargantuan weiner by scratching it with his leg.